I need to fetch my Moonlight Escape from the Port of Hilo where, thanks to friends, it has followed me by way of barge, over the sea to paradise.
I had heard about the local public transport, the
Hele-On bus and knew about a park and ride a couple of miles from my house.
So I set out at dawn for my first attempt at exploring the public transport options in remote rural eastern Hawaii. What I discover is that catching a bus is not an exact science.
I had been told to be early and prepare to wait as the busses did not always run on scheduled time.
I had also been told that the bus stops where people are waiting. Yes. Um....no signs? no bus shelters?
I take my truck to the Park and Ride, thinking that would be good place for a neophyte to start. A bus MUST stop at a Park and Ride, right?
I wait in the nice bus shelter. I admire the sunrise and the plantings. And the bus drives right past me.
Hmmm. Seems it is easier to catch a kwelakwela in South Africa or an Indian Government bus.
I go back home, make some tea and wait until the transit authority has opened shop for the day, then phone. "How does one catch a bus in Puna District?"
"Oh you must flag the bus" says the nice transit authority worker, "otherwise he doesnʻt know you want him to stop" after I tell her I know the schedule, downloaded it from online, but the bus just drove right by me.
Well how obvious. Just sitting in the only bus shelter for miles around does not predict that you want to catch a bus.
So I walk to the end of the road, stand around in a scuffed piece of wilderness on the on the side of the road until a bus comes hurtling at me. I do jumping jacks like crazy, risking life and limb, regardless of the fact that my last will and testament is not even up to date yet. Then I see that my intended ride has "Out of service" written in the destination. My jumping jacks wilt.
The bus stops anyway. The driver has just forgotten to change his sign.
I notice that he is a little whimsical. We stop in the middle of a turning lane for one old codger who is the wrong side of an intersection where we really cannot, and do not, pull off the road. Said old codger proceeds to sleep on the bus in contravention of big signs listing this as a forbidden activity on the bus. We drive past another couple who are waiting in front of a fire hydrant.
"Canʻt stop here" says the bus driver, gesturing at them with both hands off the wheel.
I get off at a shopping plaza where I can change busses for a town bus which has a route in the direction of Port of Hilo, but decide to walk the couple of miles to the port. The walk takes me past the Seaview Hotel on Banyan Drive - the first hotel I ever stayed in on Big Island. I stop to cool my feet in the lagoon there, having picked up a mango in the street. Have to love a place where food falls off the trees in front of one.
Really I have aced the public transit system. Nothing to it. Once one knows.